| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #584 | Instant Karma | 8 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #88 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 2 |
| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #24 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 31 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of Blank-Out | 363 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #40 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #1157 | filthy lucre | 18 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #515 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #149 | hyperinflated seal lung | 2 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #203 | queen cookie | 3 |
| #157 | sandwich of the gods | 17 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #943 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 11 |