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| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #36 | Yummy Tummy bean | 7,332 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #34 | archaeologing shovel | 3 |
| #85 | bag of bones | 9 |
| #1765 | box of sunshine | 88 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #5 | hawk | 1,423 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | remorseless knife | 51 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1392 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |