| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #428 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 16 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #10 | caret | 65 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #561 | fancy bath salts | 10 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #526 | gob of wet hair | 14 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #80 | knob bugle | 23 |
| #1278 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #35 | mother's secret recipe | 5 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1381 | roll of toilet paper | 20 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #174 | stolen office supplies | 25 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5158 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1228 | yeti fur | 11 |