| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #426 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 16 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #10 | caret | 65 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #561 | fancy bath salts | 10 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #527 | gob of wet hair | 14 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #80 | knob bugle | 23 |
| #1277 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #35 | mother's secret recipe | 5 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1378 | roll of toilet paper | 20 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #172 | stolen office supplies | 25 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7820 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #523 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1227 | yeti fur | 11 |