| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1828 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #283 | eye of newt | 41 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1810 | grue egg | 13 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #281 | salamander spleen | 39 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #339 | squashed frog | 37 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #276 | stolen accordion | 205 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #16 | vorpal blade | 2,642 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |