| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #262 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1007 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #341 | dense meat stack | 504 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #2104 | duct tape | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #639 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8955 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8835 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7890 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1907 | useless powder | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |