| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2743 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #672 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #342 | dense meat stack | 504 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #2108 | duct tape | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |