| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #343 | dense meat stack | 504 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |