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| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #23 | Mohawk wig | 1,200 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #289 | roasted marshmallow | 121 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #343 | tasty tart | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |