| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1207 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #897 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #736 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2643 | rogue swarmer | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4476 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |