| #419 | "DRINK ME" potion | 15 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #367 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 20 |
| #754 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #321 | 4-dimensional guitar | 3 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #782 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #523 | 7-ball | 8 |
| #962 | 8-ball | 13 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #194 | a butt tuba | 5 |
| #398 | acid-squirting flower | 8 |
| #305 | all-purpose cleaner | 17 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #74 | ancient poisoned dart | 62 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #323 | annoying pitchfork | 9 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #487 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #506 | fish-liver oil | 4 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #468 | plastic ingot | 2 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2943 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #1191 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2278 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2932 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |