| #418 | "DRINK ME" potion | 15 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #367 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 20 |
| #756 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #889 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #322 | 4-dimensional guitar | 3 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #785 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #526 | 7-ball | 8 |
| #966 | 8-ball | 13 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #546 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1396 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #196 | a butt tuba | 5 |
| #400 | acid-squirting flower | 8 |
| #305 | all-purpose cleaner | 17 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #74 | ancient poisoned dart | 62 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #325 | annoying pitchfork | 9 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #489 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #508 | fish-liver oil | 4 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #470 | plastic ingot | 2 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #100 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #151 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #107 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #3750 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2907 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2415 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3296 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #2601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4056 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #2890 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2944 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #1192 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
| #3213 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1997 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2283 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2663 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2772 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2943 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2557 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #240 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |