| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #319 | designer handbag | 9 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #422 | personalized coffee mug | 135 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #111 | stuffed martini | 82 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |