| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #507 | Goodfella contract | 34 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #1206 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #290 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #242 | antique record album | 11 |
| #42 | battered Crimbo Crate | 546 |
| #3786 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #16 | brick | 1,570 |
| #395 | briefcase | 10 |
| #4 | canteen of wine | 1,716 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #265 | dense meat stack | 1,100 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #18 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 2 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #27 | dusty Crimbo crate | 233 |
| #475 | fat stacks of cash | 15 |
| #58 | frozen Mob Penguin | 65 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #257 | knuckle sandwich | 95 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #240 | legitimate business on the beach | 3 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #230 | meat stack | 233 |
| #13 | patent antipsychotics | 479 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #508 | penguin skin | 91 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #151 | penguin thesaurus | 41 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #128 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #87 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 211 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #110 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |