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| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1213 | Angry Farmer candy | 21 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1522 | Daffy Taffy | 8 |
| #306 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #2367 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #1001 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #2247 | Yummy Tummy bean | 21 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #1295 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #534 | bag of Cheat-Os | 10 |
| #663 | bat guano | 6 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #543 | beer lens | 2 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #969 | chaos butterfly | 43 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #119 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #398 | cocktail napkin | 6 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1047 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 5 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #878 | dark potion | 2 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #527 | depantsing bomb | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1146 | disturbing fanfic | 20 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #706 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 8 |
| #782 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 5 |
| #873 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #840 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #323 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #508 | fish-liver oil | 4 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #446 | ga-ga radio | 3 |
| #685 | giant needle | 21 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #408 | grumpy old man charrrm | 4 |
| #743 | heavy D | 21 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1052 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #867 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #428 | megatofu | 9 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #745 | probability potion | 16 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #979 | yeti fur | 30 |