| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1213 | Angry Farmer candy | 21 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1522 | Daffy Taffy | 8 |
| #306 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #2370 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #2249 | Yummy Tummy bean | 21 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #1296 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #532 | bag of Cheat-Os | 10 |
| #662 | bat guano | 6 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #968 | chaos butterfly | 43 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #398 | cocktail napkin | 6 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1046 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 5 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #875 | dark potion | 2 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #525 | depantsing bomb | 2 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1146 | disturbing fanfic | 20 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #704 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 8 |
| #780 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 5 |
| #872 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #838 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #506 | fish-liver oil | 4 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #445 | ga-ga radio | 3 |
| #685 | giant needle | 21 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #408 | grumpy old man charrrm | 4 |
| #742 | heavy D | 21 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1054 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #868 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #428 | megatofu | 9 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #744 | probability potion | 16 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #978 | yeti fur | 30 |