| #296 | BRAINS shorts | 2 |
| #472 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
| #1197 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #27 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #399 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #58 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #27 | Jokester makeup | 9 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mansquito Serum | 4 |
| #263 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 5 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #59 | Moon Pie | 2 |
| #41 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #288 | Nightstalker perfume | 6 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #337 | Silver Bullet beer | 6 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #23 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #800 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #689 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #8 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 2 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #70 | Wrecked Generator | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #5527 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #249 | cursed scrunchie | 3 |
| #70 | dense meat stack | 90,000 |
| #196 | drum of pomade | 7 |
| #171 | extra-see-thru nightie | 3 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #283 | ghostly body paint | 16 |
| #1993 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #472 | lollipop stick | 74 |
| #221 | necrotizing body spray | 43 |
| #253 | press-on ribs | 32 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #7 | slime-covered speargun | 2 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |