| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 21 |
| #1265 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #797 | Crimbuck | 1,000 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #172 | Workytime Tea | 12 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1165 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #528 | bottle of Blank-Out | 11 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #109 | paperclip | 461 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #287 | portable photocopier | 24 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2943 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3940 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2922 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2298 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #2627 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2670 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3643 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2467 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2472 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2208 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |