| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1482 | Crimbuck | 196 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #2367 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2332 | Yummy Tummy bean | 17 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #533 | cast | 21 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #373 | disintegrating sheet music | 4 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1878 | elven cellocello | 6 |
| #1775 | elven suicide capsule | 5 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #135 | fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #1008 | green candy heart | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1264 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12 |
| #474 | ice-cold Willer | 86 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #854 | smoky potion | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1558 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |