| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbuck | 196 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #2370 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #2524 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2334 | Yummy Tummy bean | 17 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #534 | cast | 21 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #373 | disintegrating sheet music | 4 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1875 | elven cellocello | 6 |
| #1774 | elven suicide capsule | 5 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #135 | fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1266 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12 |
| #475 | ice-cold Willer | 86 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #853 | smoky potion | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1556 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |