| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1721 | Crimbuck | 99 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #104 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 15 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1763 | herringcello | 5 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #234 | kiwi | 9 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #151 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |