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| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1721 | Crimbuck | 99 |
| #336 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1284 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #523 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #188 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #4503 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #105 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 15 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5141 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2079 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1996 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1766 | herringcello | 5 |
| #73 | innuendo | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #235 | kiwi | 9 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #150 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |