| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #738 | Amulet of Yendor | 20 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #797 | Crimbuck | 1,000 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #885 | bag of airline peanuts | 27 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #575 | big red clown nose | 7 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #698 | cheap studded belt | 7 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #464 | dance card | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #850 | defective skull | 17 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #921 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 22 |
| #1236 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #1541 | fake hand | 3 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1458 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #711 | floaty sand | 8 |
| #120 | inflatable duck | 16 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #987 | jazz soap | 20 |
| #1022 | joybuzzer | 19 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1137 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 14 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #414 | oyster basket | 10 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #571 | personalized coffee mug | 64 |
| #847 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 21 |
| #973 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 22 |
| #923 | rubber emo roe | 28 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #707 | white class ring | 6 |