| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #360 | chaos butterfly | 629 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #57 | flaregun | 299 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #623 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 22 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #265 | zombie pineal gland | 17 |