| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #2205 | candy cane | 10 |
| #360 | chaos butterfly | 629 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #57 | flaregun | 299 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #625 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 22 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #266 | zombie pineal gland | 17 |