| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #793 | Crimbuck | 1,010 |
| #202 | Hodgman's blanket | 7 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #543 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #224 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #206 | antique pair of blue jeans | 4 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #152 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #893 | bone chips | 2 |
| #111 | bottle of Ooze-O | 14 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #277 | extra-greasy slider | 8 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #277 | sewer wad | 4 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #50 | stuffed cocoabo | 496 |