| #142 | 4-dimensional guitar | 16 |
| #255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #34 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 5 |
| #49 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #53 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 4 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #73 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 9 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #14 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 24 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #116 | Cookbook of the Damned | 4 |
| #45 | Corpse Island iced tea | 79 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #144 | Necrotelicomnicon | 5 |
| #48 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 10 |
| #378 | Ram's Face Lager | 63 |
| #51 | Sinful Desires | 16 |
| #99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #166 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 12 |
| #221 | a butt tuba | 4 |
| #103 | awful poetry journal | 2,144 |
| #969 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #117 | beer helmet | 77 |
| #455 | black-and-blue light | 85 |
| #155 | blue class ring | 27 |
| #405 | blue plasma ball | 109 |
| #24 | corpse on the beach | 116 |
| #24 | corpsedriver | 119 |
| #39 | corpsetini | 99 |
| #182 | didgeridooka | 35 |
| #590 | disco ball | 45 |
| #114 | disturbing fanfic | 2,127 |
| #52 | double-barreled sling | 36 |
| #287 | draggin' ball hat | 28 |
| #279 | f3d0r4 | 34 |
| #55 | finger cymbals | 30 |
| #53 | giant needle | 2,142 |
| #166 | green clay bead | 76 |
| #62 | heavy D | 2,699 |
| #159 | oversized pipe | 69 |
| #164 | pink clay bead | 126 |
| #156 | purple clay bead | 30 |
| #42 | rave whistle | 377 |
| #363 | ravioli hat | 75 |
| #158 | red class ring | 115 |
| #150 | round green sunglasses | 7 |
| #111 | round purple sunglasses | 107 |
| #81 | smudged alchemical recipe | 8 |
| #85 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 302 |
| #4 | whalebone corset | 1,571 |
| #171 | white class ring | 65 |
| #34 | white collar | 91 |
| #61 | wolf mask | 968 |