| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #110 | Instant Karma | 99 |
| 🥇 | LARP carp | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 36 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #935 | box of sunshine | 271 |
| #1661 | brick | 9 |
| #9 | cheap cigar butt | 1,059 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #83 | green candygram | 9 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #11 | immense ballet shoes | 1 |
| #248 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 15 |
| #124 | lavender candygram | 4 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #97 | orange candygram | 10 |
| #17 | pink candygram | 52 |
| #240 | quantum polarity inducer | 15 |
| #252 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 15 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #269 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 15 |
| #1390 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #3120 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #1704 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #126 | stuffed can of asparagus | 200 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #1443 | stuffed key | 22 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1646 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #1373 | stuffed monocle | 28 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #2090 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1713 | stuffed teddy butler | 18 |
| #1428 | stuffed tin of caviar | 26 |
| #1734 | stuffed treasure chest | 13 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #500 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 14 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #493 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 14 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 13 |
| #572 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 28 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 19 |
| #314 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 29 |
| #419 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #534 | tiny plastic G Imp | 13 |
| #378 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 18 |
| #347 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 19 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #374 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 18 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 14 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 13 |
| #389 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 17 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 11 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #494 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 14 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #763 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #441 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 16 |
| #182 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 14 |
| #549 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 13 |
| #508 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #554 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 13 |
| #586 | tiny plastic angry goat | 28 |
| #499 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 14 |
| #505 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 14 |
| #364 | tiny plastic astronomer | 18 |
| #575 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #450 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 35 |
| #579 | tiny plastic beanbat | 12 |
| #358 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 11 |
| #514 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 31 |
| #535 | tiny plastic blooper | 13 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #594 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 19 |
| #656 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 25 |
| #556 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #737 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
| #456 | tiny plastic demoninja | 15 |
| #721 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #404 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 17 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #412 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 17 |
| #655 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 11 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #627 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #745 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #984 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 18 |
| #546 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 30 |
| #533 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 13 |
| #678 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #497 | tiny plastic grue | 32 |
| #712 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #595 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 28 |
| #516 | tiny plastic killer bee | 31 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #999 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #687 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 25 |
| #415 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 16 |
| #834 | tiny plastic mosquito | 21 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 19 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #503 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 33 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #482 | tiny plastic scary clown | 15 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #920 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #742 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic star starfish | 17 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #271 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 31 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #267 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 23 |
| #716 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #509 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #455 | tiny plastic warwelf | 15 |
| #467 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 15 |
| #541 | tiny plastic zmobie | 13 |
| #2690 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #67 | white candygram | 12 |
| #89 | yellow candygram | 20 |