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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #61 | silent B | 4 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #128 | silent O | 5 |
| #168 | silent P | 2 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #82 | silent W | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |