The_Pastamancer

RankItemQuantity
#731Brimstone Chicken Sandwich4
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#602Double Bacon Beelzeburger7
#537Dramatic™ range1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#778Jumbo Dr. Lucifer4
#223Knob Goblin spatula60
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#654Lord of the Flies-sized fries6
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#471Sinful Desires1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#433asbestos apron1
#579awful poetry journal120
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#269blackberry combat boots1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#226blackberry slippers1
#66bone chips429
#230box turtle1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#1749canteen of wine1
#1063chef's hat1
#798clown shoes1
#613disturbing fanfic120
#126dueling turtle1
#1396elven socks1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#427filthy pestle3
#1386gray bow tie1
#182handful of nuts and berries20
#39handful of walnuts205
#225hedgeturtle1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#499kickback cookbook1
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#129padded tortoise1
#161painted turtle1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#332rice bowl5
#95samurai turtle1
#121soup turtle1
#168syncopated turtle1
#505tap shoes1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#126tortoboggan1
#511war tongs1

Wow, that's 1,049 items total!

what items are this player missing?