| #76 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 10 |
| #13 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 3 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #61 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 2,000 |
| #224 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 122 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #236 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 647 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #111 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 94 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #49 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #227 | black pension check | 26 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #82 | bow | 5 |
| #1118 | box of sunshine | 200 |
| #132 | briefcase | 100 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #493 | delicious salad | 100 |
| #243 | duct tape | 172 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #85 | heavy D | 2,000 |
| #62 | jar of swamp gas | 1,337 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #83 | old coin purse | 323 |
| #73 | old leather wallet | 331 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #62 | original G | 3,000 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #129 | plot hole | 2,000 |
| #56 | probability potion | 2,000 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #142 | thin black candle | 2,000 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2,777 |
| #101 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 120 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |