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| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #205 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
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| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |