| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #614 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #203 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #617 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1300 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #255 | peach | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #2272 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |