| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #81 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #211 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #847 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #100 | live nautical mine | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #49 | noxious gas grenade | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #49 | skull with a fuse in it | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #609 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #938 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |