Sir Boring

RankItemQuantity
#924:20 bomb1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#194CSA obedience grenade1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#11Staff of Holiday Sensations1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#82The Bomb1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#134X-37 gun1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
🥇all-year sucker1
#252ancient stone fist1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#485armgun1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#106automatic catapult1
#132bad-ass club1
#7427badass belt1
#105balloon shield1
#312balloon sword1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#784batblade1
#227battered hubcap1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#117beer-a-pult1
#382big boom1
#210big stick1
#117bigger stick1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#70bobcat grenade1
#52boozebomb1
#66boxing glove on a spring1
#56broken glass grenade1
#96bubble bauble bow1
#108buffalo blade1
#851burst hellseal brain1
#98can cannon1
#1999candy kneecapping stick1
#1852candy knuckles1
#330cardboard katana1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#70chocolate frosted sugar bomb1
#452chrome crossbow1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#68clockwork crossbow1
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#26club of corruption1
#119club of the five seasons1
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#17corrupt club of corruption1
#362costume sword1
#19creepy-ass club1
#104curdflinger1
#403curmudgel1
#115cyber-mattock1
#93demon buckler1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
🥇detour shield1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#597didgeridooka1
#80duct tape buckler1
#232duct tape sword1
#210elephant stinger1
#26evil-ass club1
#406exploding hacky-sack1
#529fire poi1
#92fish scimitar1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#63flypaper staff1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#256frigid hankyū1
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#45frigid-ass club1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#387giant cactus quill1
#78giant cheesestick1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#6gilded BRICKO chalice1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#162goblin autoblowgun1
#159goblin hunting spear1
#80goulauncher1
#428grassy cutlass1
#122grease gun1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#88hairy staff1
#374halfberd1
#647happiness1
🥇hazardous sauce dosimeter1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#134hippo skin buckler1
#74holy bomb, batman1
#24hot-ass club1
#426icy-hot katana1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#506keg shield1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#206lead yo-yo1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#101live nautical mine1
#836live wire1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#425lupine sword1
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#132meatspout staff1
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#20nasty-ass club1
#628ninja mop1
#49noxious gas grenade1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#120office-supply crossbow1
#618oversized pipe1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#190paint bomb1
#379patchouli oil bomb1
#147penguin skin buckler1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#104pestoblade1
#68pixel boomerang1
#28pixel chain whip1
#66pixel morning star1
#72pixel shield1
#211pixel sword1
#61pixel whip1
#450pointed stick1
#1087poison pen1
#143potato pistol1
#74poutine pole1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#63pumpkin bomb1
#485pygmy blowgun1
#279pygmy spear1
#73rainbow bomb1
#96rainbow crossbow1
#123ram-battering staff1
#127ratarang1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#72repeating crossbow1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#230rusty piece of rebar1
🥇rxr shield1
#884sabre teeth1
#96sack of doorknobs1
#745sake bomb1
#380sausage bomb1
#39savory crossbow1
#41savory staff1
#57savory sword1
🥇seal medal1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#399serpentine sword1
#72sharpened hubcap1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#90shuddersword1
#54skate board1
#50skull with a fuse in it1
#92slightly peevedbow1
#244slingshot1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#57smoldering staff1
#397snarling wolf shield1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
🥈speed limit shield1
#822spiked femur1
🥈spirit bell1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#69squeaky staff1
#150star boomerang1
#310star buckler1
#460star crossbow1
#309star staff1
#145star stiletto1
#420star sword1
#577stick of dynamite1
#175suede shortsword1
#101sugar shank1
#79sugar shillelagh1
#104sugar shotgun1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#172sword of static1
#610tequila grenade1
#1442throwing wrench1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#2475toy ray gun1
#139trout fang1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#51very large caltrop1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#896vorpal blade1
#939water pipe bomb1
#582white satin shield1
#854white sword1
#118wholeberd1
#512wicker shield1
#89wiffle-flail1
#567witty rapier1
#428wonderwall shield1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#109yakskin buckler1
🥇yield shield1
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 267 items total!

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