| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1777 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1566 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #223 | Hollandaise helmet | 22 |
| #757 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 10 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #4834 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #1136 | disco ball | 10 |
| #973 | disco mask | 12 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #36 | fancy tin beer can | 4 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #1078 | helmet turtle | 14 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #248 | mariachi hat | 16 |
| #958 | old sweatpants | 48 |
| #43 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #717 | pasta spoon | 20 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #782 | ravioli hat | 16 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #956 | saucepan | 19 |
| #739 | seal-clubbing club | 26 |
| #519 | seal-skull helmet | 15 |
| #163 | spooky hockey mask | 9 |
| #586 | spooky mushroom | 81 |
| #880 | stolen accordion | 21 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2127 | toast | 79 |
| #839 | turtle totem | 27 |