| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1073 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #221 | Hollandaise helmet | 22 |
| #756 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 10 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #1131 | disco ball | 10 |
| #968 | disco mask | 12 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #38 | fancy tin beer can | 4 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #1074 | helmet turtle | 14 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #244 | mariachi hat | 16 |
| #952 | old sweatpants | 48 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #713 | pasta spoon | 20 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #778 | ravioli hat | 16 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #954 | saucepan | 19 |
| #736 | seal-clubbing club | 26 |
| #514 | seal-skull helmet | 15 |
| #161 | spooky hockey mask | 9 |
| #588 | spooky mushroom | 81 |
| #875 | stolen accordion | 21 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2125 | toast | 79 |
| #835 | turtle totem | 27 |