| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #218 | Knob Goblin love potion | 69 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #278 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 11 |
| #531 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 100 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #907 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #327 | bubblewrap ore | 5 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1014 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #14 | meatsmithing guide | 1,337 |
| #359 | pork elf goodies sack | 19 |
| #419 | procrastination potion | 100 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #138 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #233 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #51 | unlocked meat locker | 4 |