El the Great

RankItemQuantity
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#773Black No. 21
#924Boris's ring1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#462Genalen™ Bottle1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#2767Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#1200M-2421
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#506Swabbie™ swab1
#563Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#5938badass belt3
#430balaclava1
#2042ball1
#305balloon helmet1
#105balloon shield1
#312balloon sword1
#1005big red clown nose1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#667black shield1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#727black sword1
#269blackberry combat boots1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#226blackberry slippers1
#964bloody clown pants1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#697bottle of alcohol1
#1039brick28
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#115chain-mail monokini1
#798clown shoes1
#176coconut bikini top1
#777cold ninja mask1
#850cornuthaum1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#562divine can of silly string1
#80duct tape buckler1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#3266easter egg balloon4
#1396elven socks1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1086eyepatch1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#850fancy bath salts1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#610fish-liver oil1
#496foam noodle1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#427furry pants1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#183gauze shorts1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#273glittery mascara1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#4019handful of confetti3
#602handsomeness potion1
#577inflatable duck1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#218lemon309
#935lewd playing card1
#377los chinos1
#247makeshift cape1
#181makeshift turban1
#76marshmallow1,019
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#334milk of magnesium1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#646mother's little helper1
#218mummy mask1
#858ninja hot pants1
#2516obsidian dagger3
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#189palm-frond capris1
#213palm-frond whip1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#2037pretty flower1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1334roll of toilet paper22
#389round green sunglasses1
#313shaving cream1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#534sk8board1
#475snorkel1
#803snowboarder pants1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#1135sparkler1
#2774spectre scepter4
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1613toast207
#394toothbrush1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#896vorpal blade1
#474water wings1
#586white collar1
#810white satin pants1
#582white satin shield1
#854white sword1
#1245wolf mask1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 1,876 items total!

what items are this player missing?