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| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
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| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
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| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
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| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
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| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
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| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
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| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
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| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
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| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #216 | lemon | 309 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #76 | marshmallow | 1,019 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
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| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1332 | roll of toilet paper | 22 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1602 | toast | 207 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |