| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #885 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1775 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #1782 | Angry Farmer candy | 4 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #1378 | BGE shotglass | 3 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1149 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #994 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #974 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #497 | alphabet gum | 2 |
| #1253 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #66 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 57 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #720 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #730 | beer bomb | 8 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #568 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #211 | blue pixel potion | 5 |
| #703 | bone chips | 10 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #283 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 3 |
| #307 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 2 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #322 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #1255 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #271 | bottle of sake | 2 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1041 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #72 | brick of sand | 25 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #387 | buckyball | 12 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #679 | candy cane | 53 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #66 | candy stake | 75 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #1055 | cog | 2 |
| #564 | communications windchimes | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #319 | cup of primitive beer | 4 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #541 | displaced fish | 3 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #273 | eggnog | 65 |
| #1786 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1661 | elven suicide capsule | 8 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1017 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1120 | giant needle | 2 |
| #1070 | gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
| #151 | gingerbread horror | 30 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1619 | herringcello | 9 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #464 | nanite-infested candy cane | 30 |
| #157 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 26 |
| #65 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 54 |
| #1057 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 12 |
| #478 | yohohoyo | 2 |