| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1641 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #884 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #553 | Crown of the Goblin King | 46 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #172 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 9 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #383 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 172 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1042 | badass belt | 52 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #768 | beer bomb | 6 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | diamond-studded cane | 10,811 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #602 | drywall axe | 20 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #1513 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #256 | giant discarded plastic fork | 36 |
| #794 | giant pinky ring | 17 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #718 | grue egg | 37 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #764 | pail | 11 |
| #532 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #497 | shiny ring | 52 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #1500 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #911 | string of red beads | 13 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5762 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5638 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5744 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7006 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #498 | tequila grenade | 3 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |