| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1645 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #553 | Crown of the Goblin King | 46 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #174 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 9 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #384 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 172 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1043 | badass belt | 52 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #770 | beer bomb | 6 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | diamond-studded cane | 10,811 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #602 | drywall axe | 20 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #1512 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #257 | giant discarded plastic fork | 36 |
| #795 | giant pinky ring | 17 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #722 | grue egg | 37 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #766 | pail | 11 |
| #531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #497 | shiny ring | 52 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #911 | string of red beads | 13 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #499 | tequila grenade | 3 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |