| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #169 | acid-squirting flower | 27 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #139 | big red clown nose | 68 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #117 | bloody clown pants | 74 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #115 | clown shoes | 35 |
| #115 | clown skin | 82 |
| #120 | clownskin belt | 3 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #53 | foolscap fool's cap | 117 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #104 | long skinny balloon | 108 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1022 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #258 | upsy daisy | 11 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |