| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #293 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 21 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #22 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10,000 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #815 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #105 | Crimbuck | 5,000 |
| #1002 | Crown of the Goblin King | 24 |
| #11 | DNOTC Box | 11 |
| #6 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 2 |
| #160 | FDKOL commendation | 4,644 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #42 | Time Juice | 14 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #381 | Yummy Tummy bean | 547 |
| #240 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #15 | astronaut ice-cream | 21 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #57 | baggie of powdered sugar | 635 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #979 | bottle of goofballs | 26 |
| #123 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #1043 | box of sunshine | 227 |
| #832 | brine | 17 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #32 | chewing gum on a string | 1,337 |
| #992 | dill | 22 |
| #654 | empty agua de vida bottle | 150 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #5 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 5,003 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1458 | ghost cucumber | 8 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #32 | hair spray | 1,337 |
| #37 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 20,148 |
| #71 | ice-cold six-pack | 400 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #7 | jug-o-magicalness | 4,795 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | penguin-smacking club | 290 |
| #446 | personal massager | 28 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #9 | snowboarder pants | 1,337 |
| #17 | soda water | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #18 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2,000 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #98 | valuable trinket | 1,098 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #240 | warbear requisition box | 11 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #172 | worthless gewgaw | 56 |
| #180 | worthless knick-knack | 72 |
| #144 | worthless trinket | 61 |
| #203 | yeti fur | 1,300 |