UdderMaddness

RankItemQuantity
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#2267Drowsy Sword2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#374El Vibrato power sphere2
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#371Ol' Scratch's salad fork3
#175Prelude of Precision1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#661battered Crimbo Crate13
#430bed of coals2
#207blob-shaped Crimbo cookie28
#5907box of sunshine4
#228burrowgrub hive1
#1539canteen of wine3
#1344cheap elven gloves1
🥉control crystal1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#1124dusty Crimbo crate4
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1136elven socks2
#744extra-greasy slider1
#1162festive holiday hat2
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#578frayed rope belt1
#146gingerbread mutant bugbear20
#839gray bow tie6
#244imitation crab meat3
#289irradiated candy cane13
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#1241knuckle sandwich5
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#133moist sailor's cap1
#185oozenog15
#363parasitic claw1
#75parasitic headgnawer2
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#321psycho sweater1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#36rigid carapace61
#120rusty speargun1
#366sand dollar5
#140sea cucumber1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1452sturdy Crimbo crate3
#448tin cup of mulligan stew2
#267tiny plastic Mob Penguin4
#240tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite4
#257tiny plastic fat stack of cash4
#263tiny plastic mutant elf4
#229tiny plastic strand of DNA4
#247twitching claw15
#1504unstable DNA16
#600voodoo snuff1

Wow, that's 299 items total!

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