| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #374 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #371 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 13 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #207 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1124 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #146 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 20 |
| #839 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #244 | imitation crab meat | 3 |
| #289 | irradiated candy cane | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1241 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #185 | oozenog | 15 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #36 | rigid carapace | 61 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #366 | sand dollar | 5 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #240 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #247 | twitching claw | 15 |
| #1504 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |