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| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #130 | Black Body™ spray | 2 |
| #479 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
| #236 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 5 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #1383 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 14 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #890 | Imp Ale | 89 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #670 | Knob Goblin love potion | 7 |
| #911 | Mad Train wine | 40 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #259 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 18 |
| #296 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 9 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #320 | Monstar energy beverage | 12 |
| #619 | Mountain Stream soda | 12 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #48 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #780 | Ram's Face Lager | 4 |
| #209 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 6 |
| #625 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #21 | Swabbie™ swab | 218 |
| #441 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #405 | antique packet of ketchup | 2 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #884 | bar skin | 4 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #548 | bilge wine | 10 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #165 | black cherry soda | 2 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #137 | black facepaint | 2 |
| #402 | black forest cake | 5 |
| #328 | black forest ham | 5 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #547 | black helmet | 2 |
| #289 | black kettle drum | 2 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #422 | black pudding | 4 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #662 | black snake skin | 3 |
| #485 | black sword | 3 |
| #475 | blackberry | 10 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #114 | blended frozen swill | 2 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #364 | bloody mary | 4 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #667 | booty chest charrrm | 2 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #279 | bottle of Ooze-O | 2 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #198 | bottle of realpagne | 2 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #341 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #169 | bowl of rye sprouts | 1 |
| #184 | boxed champagne | 10 |
| #749 | boxed wine | 12 |
| #666 | bubbly potion | 6 |
| #264 | cactus fruit | 7 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #187 | can of Swiller | 23 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #506 | cannonball charrrm | 6 |
| #387 | carbonated soy milk | 6 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #556 | cherry | 2 |
| #680 | cloudy potion | 6 |
| #585 | clown skin | 5 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1063 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #642 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 2 |
| #1212 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #890 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #662 | cranberries | 16 |
| #424 | cream stout | 3 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #200 | cruelty-free wine | 14 |
| #242 | cup of primitive beer | 8 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #695 | dark potion | 6 |
| #682 | demon skin | 5 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #703 | effervescent potion | 5 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #725 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 9 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #487 | fine wine | 8 |
| #464 | fizzy potion | 17 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #420 | flute of flat champagne | 12 |
| #97 | fruity girl swill | 2 |
| #1128 | furry fur | 9 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #562 | gator skin | 2 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #664 | goat cheese pizza | 4 |
| #496 | gr8ps | 5 |
| #603 | grapefruit | 3 |
| #498 | grapes | 9 |
| #1682 | green beer | 2 |
| #361 | grog | 3 |
| #1122 | handful of hand chalk | 3 |
| #349 | handful of nuts and berries | 2 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #476 | handsomeness potion | 2 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #292 | hippopotamus skin | 4 |
| #163 | honey-dew | 2 |
| #352 | horizontal tango | 2 |
| #433 | hot date | 7 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #105 | hot wing | 1,079 |
| #810 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 59 |
| #774 | ice-cold Willer | 31 |
| #1048 | ice-cold fotie | 4 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #97 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 5 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #183 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #722 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #263 | kumquat | 2 |
| #441 | leathery bat skin | 10 |
| #384 | leathery cat skin | 17 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #832 | lemon | 12 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #608 | lime | 8 |
| #1106 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #381 | margarita | 2 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #464 | martini | 3 |
| #164 | melted Jell-o shot | 20 |
| #575 | milky potion | 10 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #310 | monkey wrench | 4 |
| #684 | murky potion | 5 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #308 | natural fennel soda | 8 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #650 | olive | 4 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #735 | orange | 4 |
| #821 | papaya | 4 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #202 | peach | 3 |
| #185 | pear | 3 |
| #1124 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #382 | perpendicular hula | 2 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #213 | plum | 3 |
| #161 | plum wine | 2 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #815 | probability potion | 11 |
| #823 | procrastination potion | 12 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #310 | rum and cola | 6 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #519 | safarrri hat | 2 |
| #565 | salty dog | 6 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #309 | sausage pizza | 3 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #172 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 2 |
| #182 | shot of flower schnapps | 4 |
| #291 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 11 |
| #197 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 2 |
| #368 | shot of orange schnapps | 8 |
| #173 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #237 | shot of tomato schnapps | 16 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #469 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 2 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #672 | smoky potion | 6 |
| #729 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 4 |
| #335 | soda water | 8 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #551 | stalk of asparagus | 7 |
| #327 | stench powder | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #474 | strawberry | 21 |
| #382 | strawberry daiquiri | 6 |
| #276 | strawberry wine | 5 |
| #3460 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #3810 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3637 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #5315 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #493 | swirly potion | 13 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #188 | thistle wine | 18 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #770 | tomato | 12 |
| #484 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #442 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #162 | tonic water | 6 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #515 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #344 | vodka and cranberry | 5 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #385 | whiskey and cola | 4 |
| #255 | whiskey and soda | 3 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #348 | whiskey sour | 5 |
| #648 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #158 | white Xanadian | 2 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #553 | white lightning | 11 |
| #259 | wine spritzer | 3 |
| #735 | wussiness potion | 6 |
| #243 | yak skin | 3 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1621 | yeti fur | 3 |
| #116 | zmobie | 2 |