| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #170 | BGE merchandise order form | 26 |
| #336 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 6 |
| #56 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 18 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #245 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #465 | Crimbo candied pecan | 23 |
| #523 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #474 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 22 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #283 | M-242 | 35 |
| #70 | Mad Train wine | 1,828 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #142 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 25 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #688 | Valentine | 26 |
| #402 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 30 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #840 | black pixel | 5 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1111 | blue pixel | 5 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #236 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 6 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #4215 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #33 | bum cheek | 733 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #155 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 13 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #56 | cheap cigar butt | 72 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #430 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #278 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 6 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #587 | dense meat stack | 40 |
| #37 | dented harmonica | 121 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #44 | dirty hobo gloves | 964 |
| #1019 | disassembled clover | 13 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #972 | dry noodles | 4 |
| #673 | eggnog | 26 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #135 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1007 | green pixel | 5 |
| #1741 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #63 | hopping socks | 5 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #181 | inflatable duck | 10 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #211 | lemon | 325 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #253 | llama lama gong | 9 |
| #548 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #109 | meat paste | 4,000 |
| #347 | meat stack | 100 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #40 | moxie weed | 886 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #345 | pixellated candy heart | 46 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #647 | red pixel | 5 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #55 | scissor duck | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #249 | snake | 35 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #262 | sparkler | 35 |
| #31 | spider web | 2,528 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #204 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #394 | ten-leaf clover | 40 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #1468 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #205 | tip jar | 6 |
| #2978 | toast | 3 |
| #922 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #132 | water wings | 10 |
| #447 | white lightning | 18 |
| #868 | white pixel | 5 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |