| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #169 | BGE merchandise order form | 26 |
| #336 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 6 |
| #56 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 18 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #246 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #470 | Crimbo candied pecan | 23 |
| #524 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #475 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 22 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #284 | M-242 | 35 |
| #71 | Mad Train wine | 1,828 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #144 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 25 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #689 | Valentine | 26 |
| #405 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 30 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #840 | black pixel | 5 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1115 | blue pixel | 5 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #236 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 6 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #4220 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #33 | bum cheek | 733 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #154 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 13 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1963 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1635 | candy cane | 18 |
| #57 | cheap cigar butt | 72 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #431 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #278 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 6 |
| #395 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #581 | dense meat stack | 40 |
| #38 | dented harmonica | 121 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #44 | dirty hobo gloves | 964 |
| #1022 | disassembled clover | 13 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #984 | dry noodles | 4 |
| #672 | eggnog | 26 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1136 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #136 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1010 | green pixel | 5 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #63 | hopping socks | 5 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #182 | inflatable duck | 10 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #214 | lemon | 325 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #252 | llama lama gong | 9 |
| #551 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #112 | meat paste | 4,000 |
| #345 | meat stack | 100 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #41 | moxie weed | 886 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1019 | paperclip | 5 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #346 | pixellated candy heart | 46 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #649 | red pixel | 5 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #55 | scissor duck | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #616 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #1064 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #250 | snake | 35 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #263 | sparkler | 35 |
| #31 | spider web | 2,528 |
| #389 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #207 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #399 | ten-leaf clover | 40 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1095 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #940 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1441 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1521 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #943 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1478 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1714 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1231 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #2110 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #206 | tip jar | 6 |
| #2985 | toast | 3 |
| #924 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #933 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #380 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #133 | water wings | 10 |
| #449 | white lightning | 18 |
| #872 | white pixel | 5 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |