| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #205 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 22 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1963 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #428 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 8 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #408 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 13 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1884 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #201 | black & tan | 13 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #295 | bloody beer | 53 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #317 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 4 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #151 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 35 |
| #387 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 36 |
| #470 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 26 |
| #428 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 29 |
| #451 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 28 |
| #480 | dusty bottle of Port | 26 |
| #409 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 30 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #932 | giant discarded plastic fork | 9 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #325 | gloomy black mushroom | 10 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #49 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 59 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #471 | pants of the Slug Lord | 8 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #318 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 10 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #611 | tiny house | 209 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #944 | toast | 687 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |