| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #409 | CRIMBCO scrip | 725 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #173 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #1145 | empty agua de vida bottle | 5 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #568 | filthy lucre | 67 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #745 | green clay bead | 5 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #809 | hobo nickel | 122 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #562 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #260 | peppermint tailings | 42 |
| #712 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #261 | s'more | 39 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #7 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1,299 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #17 | sugar shield | 146 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |