| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 4,261 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #860 | Meleegra™ pills | 4 |
| #2154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #513 | Orcish frat-paddle | 3 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1691 | Rock Pops | 16 |
| #1141 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 16 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #932 | Valentine | 15 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #2146 | Yummy Tummy bean | 27 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #57 | bottle of gin | 1,000 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #56 | bottle of tequila | 1,000 |
| #55 | bottle of vodka | 1,000 |
| #75 | bottle of whiskey | 1,000 |
| #4118 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #50 | boxed wine | 1,000 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1082 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #377 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 351 |
| #25 | ice-cold Willer | 6,426 |
| #47 | ice-cold fotie | 2,000 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1052 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #648 | leather mask | 3 |
| #701 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #128 | menorette | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #398 | piercing post | 3 |
| #760 | pixellated candy heart | 13 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #598 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #57 | scroll of drastic healing | 1,945 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #131 | shock collar | 7 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #718 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1068 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #285 | tiny balloon knife | 2 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #207 | toast | 7,138 |
| #28 | wad of dough | 5,910 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #738 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #863 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |