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| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
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| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
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| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
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| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
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| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
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| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
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| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #900 | baseball | 1 |
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| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
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| #475 | big rock | 1 |
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| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
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| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
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| #1030 | cast | 1 |
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| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
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| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
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| #28 | clockwork bartender head | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
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| #216 | disassembled clover | 500 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
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