| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #573 | CRIMBCO scrip | 330 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #519 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #265 | Knob Goblin perfume | 12 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #566 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #807 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #271 | big bass drum | 3 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #258 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #456 | cruelty-free wine | 2 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1583 | filthy lucre | 6 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #586 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #289 | knob bugle | 2 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #9 | lucky ball-and-chain | 85 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #704 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #690 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1857 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #455 | perforated battle paddle | 3 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #295 | pygmy nose-bone | 2 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #429 | white picket fence | 8 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #279 | wonderwall shield | 3 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |