| #160 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 12 |
| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #148 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 6 |
| #225 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #11 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 5 |
| #264 | Frosty's frosty mug | 6 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #175 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 9 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1580 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #27 | beholed bedsheet | 18 |
| #628 | black candy heart | 6 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #1093 | clown hammer | 15 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #360 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #212 | cup of infinite pencils | 7 |
| #618 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #1355 | defective skull | 2 |
| #819 | encoder ring | 9 |
| #1294 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #1468 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1467 | fake hand | 4 |
| #122 | fancy canapés | 4 |
| #258 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #80 | frayed rope belt | 15 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #96 | giant glass of brandy | 5 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #160 | hobo nickel | 1,865 |
| #36 | invisible bag | 15 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #159 | jar of squeeze | 6 |
| #1436 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1493 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #288 | lewd playing card | 9 |
| #190 | lucky bottlecap | 8 |
| #1290 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #548 | mood ring | 7 |
| #104 | panhandle panhandling hat | 14 |
| #1272 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1322 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 9 |
| #1124 | rubber emo roe | 17 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #212 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #73 | thermos of brew | 6 |
| #60 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 17 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #1382 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #38 | witch hat | 14 |
| #1046 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #1191 | yellow snowcone | 17 |