| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #52 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 15 |
| #131 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 5 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1988 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #462 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #750 | duct tape | 35 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #997 | filthy lucre | 27 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2198 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #149 | jewelry-making pliers | 3 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1675 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #693 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |