| #82 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 56 |
| #240 | Black No. 2 | 29 |
| #19 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 62 |
| #10 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 106 |
| #29 | Gnollish toolbox | 443 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 10 |
| #149 | Meleegra™ pills | 74 |
| #388 | Mohawk wig | 20 |
| #234 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 113 |
| #235 | adder bladder | 47 |
| #534 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 19 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #202 | armgun | 14 |
| #236 | asparagus knife | 39 |
| #258 | black & tan | 9 |
| #350 | black forest cake | 7 |
| #390 | black forest ham | 3 |
| #152 | black greaves | 22 |
| #111 | black helmet | 33 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #164 | black pension check | 56 |
| #191 | black picnic basket | 10 |
| #308 | black pudding | 7 |
| #117 | black shield | 28 |
| #314 | black snake skin | 18 |
| #172 | black sword | 20 |
| #217 | blackberry | 70 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #23 | boxing glove | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #64 | cheap cigar butt | 66 |
| #1078 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 4 |
| #379 | crowbarrr | 5 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #183 | frigid mote | 4 |
| #225 | frozen nunchaku | 15 |
| #10 | glass gnoll eye | 12 |
| #485 | glowing red eye | 21 |
| #40 | half-sized guitar | 33 |
| #124 | ice-cold Willer | 699 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #144 | magicalness-in-a-can | 51 |
| #200 | magilaser blastercannon | 16 |
| #655 | metallic A | 23 |
| #74 | miner's helmet | 61 |
| #76 | miner's pants | 58 |
| #380 | ninja mop | 4 |
| #322 | oversized pizza cutter | 21 |
| #723 | phonics down | 32 |
| #575 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 27 |
| #74 | possessed tomato | 9 |
| #154 | razor-sharp can lid | 145 |
| #448 | ridiculously huge sword | 21 |
| #329 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 6 |
| #519 | safarrri hat | 2 |
| #415 | scroll of drastic healing | 148 |
| #505 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 200 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #66 | strongness elixir | 186 |
| #905 | super-spiky hair gel | 19 |
| #565 | swashbuckling pants | 5 |
| #914 | tiny house | 75 |
| #322 | titanium assault umbrella | 31 |