| #80 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 2 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Othello's handkerchief | 313 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #545 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #88 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #16 | oyster egg balloon | 81 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #165 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #41 | sneaky wrapping paper | 49 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |