| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #135 | M-242 | 100 |
| #24 | Mr. Balloon | 5 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #229 | anniversary balloon | 5 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #4 | barrrnacle | 19,976 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #167 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 9 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #3384 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #635 | can of Red Minotaur | 4 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #147 | daisy | 60 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1452 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| 🥈 | gnauga hide | 44,442 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #282 | green balloon | 12 |
| #1009 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #202 | green glowstick | 8 |
| #549 | green snowcone | 8 |
| #169 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #442 | heart-shaped balloon | 13 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #434 | mugcake | 3 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #160 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 9 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1115 | pail | 5 |
| #628 | papaya | 11 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #87 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 14 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #255 | potted cactus | 12 |
| #102 | potted fern | 10 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1593 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #230 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 6 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #110 | snake | 100 |
| #117 | sparkler | 100 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #808 | strawberry | 2 |
| #1216 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #249 | string of green beads | 42 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #290 | stuffed dodecapede | 14 |
| #154 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #7 | sucky decal | 479 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12,309 |
| #43 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 404 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1972 | toast | 104 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #366 | white balloon | 10 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |