| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #4 | Moon Pie | 125 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #5244 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #531 | canteen of wine | 50 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #673 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #318 | elven moonshine | 37 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #87 | fancy canapés | 5 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #373 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #305 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 11 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #286 | gray bow tie | 24 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #348 | irradiated candy cane | 11 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #47 | jerky coins | 509 |
| #340 | knuckle sandwich | 72 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #10 | pair of ragged claws | 39 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #294 | patent leather shoes | 23 |
| #263 | penguin thesaurus | 27 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1740 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2784 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2771 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2207 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2880 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #2468 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2933 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2527 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #161 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| #60 | throbbing rage gland | 5 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #169 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #139 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 6 |
| #523 | unstable DNA | 100 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |