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RankItemQuantity
#4298Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1851Corpse Island iced tea1
#26Jumbo Dr. Lucifer723
#413Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler9
#962SPF 451 lip balm1
#780Valentine21
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#484Yummy Tummy bean412
#148abominable snowcone152
#2224ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#31arrrgyle socks180
#753bag of lard1
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#342battered Crimbo Crate34
#282black paisley oyster egg17
#333black picnic basket3
#489black plastic oyster egg10
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#198blob-shaped Crimbo cookie30
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#286bottle of Mystic Shell3
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#448bum cheek25
#444bunch of square grapes4
#1818can of Binarrrca1
#364can of spinach6
#903candied kobold2
#3618candy cane3
#22chef's hat737
#2495club necklace2
#1011corpsedriver4
#1222corpsetini3
#433cream pie1
#487cursed black pearl onion1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#460cursed sea biscuit1
#297distilled fortified wine9
#244divine blowout61
#299divine can of silly string34
#260divine champagne flute31
#286divine champagne popper11
#287divine cracker13
#285divine noisemaker41
#737dusty Crimbo crate12
#114dwarf bread47
#2058eggnog3
#372fake blood3
#1576fake fake vomit5
#692[2426]fire flower1
#821flavored foot massage oil1
#356gingerbread mutant bugbear10
#66green balloon240
#1069green beer8
#37green pixel4,083
#43green pixel potion38
#45green smoke bomb71
#1225gyroscope1
#1995heart necklace3
#602jazz soap48
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#406llama lama gong1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#939mauve polka-dot oyster egg3
#46mixed wildflower greens40
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#505off-white polka-dot oyster egg6
#283off-white striped oyster egg11
#481oozenog7
#955pack of KWE trading card3
#483personalized coffee mug105
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#851red paisley oyster egg4
#77red plastic oyster egg37
#414red striped oyster egg7
#940rigid carapace5
#254roasted marshmallow149
#1491roll of toilet paper15
#388round green sunglasses1
#1105rubber WWBD? bracelet7
#1835rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#1841rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#1484rubber WWtNSD? bracelet5
#376scented massage oil3
#92soft green echo eyedrop antidote1,748
#1622spade necklace4
#1094stuffed Cheshire bitten44
#1346stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech38
#1752stuffed angry cow29
#1362stuffed astral badger38
#1762stuffed baby gravy fairy30
#1565stuffed cocoabo32
#2389stuffed flaming gravy fairy21
#1680stuffed frozen gravy fairy31
#1312stuffed hand turkey39
#1633stuffed mind flayer32
#1680stuffed scary death orb31
#2712stuffed shoulder parrot5
#1613stuffed sleazy gravy fairy32
#2395stuffed snowy owl20
#2360stuffed spooky gravy fairy21
#2255stuffed stinky gravy fairy22
#2377stuffed undead elbow macaroni21
#1161sturdy Crimbo crate7
#126tasty tart13
#1000tiny bottle of absinthe1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#3990tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3952tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3907tiny plastic Hellion1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#2055tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#4540tiny plastic accordion thief1
#3947tiny plastic angry goat4
#1406tiny plastic baby gravy fairy13
#3314tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#4474tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#2491tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball7
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8091tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6236tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3908tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#2531tiny plastic fuzzy dice7
#837tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick21
#1657tiny plastic ghuol whelp11
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#2521tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#6074tiny plastic killer bee2
#6169tiny plastic leprechaun2
#1817tiny plastic levitating potato10
#3322tiny plastic mosquito5
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1797tiny plastic pastamancer3
#1501tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime12
#4463tiny plastic sauceror1
#3890tiny plastic scary clown1
#2608tiny plastic seal clubber2
#4897tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#1150tiny plastic stab bat16
#4017tiny plastic star starfish4
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4479tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#571tiny shaker of salt4
#180toast8,808
#769unstable DNA59
#1087useless powder33
#2050yellow plastic oyster egg2

Wow, that's 18,937 items total!

what items are this player missing?