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| #1851 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
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| #413 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 9 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #780 | Valentine | 21 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #484 | Yummy Tummy bean | 412 |
| #148 | abominable snowcone | 152 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #31 | arrrgyle socks | 180 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #342 | battered Crimbo Crate | 34 |
| #282 | black paisley oyster egg | 17 |
| #333 | black picnic basket | 3 |
| #489 | black plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #198 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 30 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #286 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 3 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #448 | bum cheek | 25 |
| #444 | bunch of square grapes | 4 |
| #1818 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #364 | can of spinach | 6 |
| #903 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #3618 | candy cane | 3 |
| #22 | chef's hat | 737 |
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| #1011 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1222 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #297 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #244 | divine blowout | 61 |
| #299 | divine can of silly string | 34 |
| #260 | divine champagne flute | 31 |
| #286 | divine champagne popper | 11 |
| #287 | divine cracker | 13 |
| #285 | divine noisemaker | 41 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #114 | dwarf bread | 47 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #372 | fake blood | 3 |
| #1576 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #356 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 10 |
| #66 | green balloon | 240 |
| #1069 | green beer | 8 |
| #37 | green pixel | 4,083 |
| #43 | green pixel potion | 38 |
| #45 | green smoke bomb | 71 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #602 | jazz soap | 48 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #406 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #46 | mixed wildflower greens | 40 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #505 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #283 | off-white striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #955 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #483 | personalized coffee mug | 105 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #77 | red plastic oyster egg | 37 |
| #414 | red striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #254 | roasted marshmallow | 149 |
| #1491 | roll of toilet paper | 15 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1105 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1835 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #92 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,748 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #1094 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 44 |
| #1346 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #1752 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #1362 | stuffed astral badger | 38 |
| #1762 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1565 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #2389 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1680 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1312 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #1633 | stuffed mind flayer | 32 |
| #1680 | stuffed scary death orb | 31 |
| #2712 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #1613 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2395 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2360 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2255 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2377 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #126 | tasty tart | 13 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1406 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3314 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2491 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2531 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #837 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #1657 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #6074 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #3322 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1501 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2608 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4479 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #180 | toast | 8,808 |
| #769 | unstable DNA | 59 |
| #1087 | useless powder | 33 |
| #2050 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |