| #542 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #770 | 33398 scroll | 8 |
| #521 | 334 scroll | 7 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #454 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 5 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1420 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #275 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #205 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #578 | acid-squirting flower | 4 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #611 | adder bladder | 4 |
| #249 | agua de vida | 5 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #952 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 5 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #873 | canteen of wine | 23 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #355 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 10 |
| #40 | glob of green slime | 66 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #447 | irradiated candy cane | 9 |
| #785 | knuckle sandwich | 21 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #6 | penguin focaccia bread | 1,457 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1613 | roll of toilet paper | 11 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1819 | unstable DNA | 9 |