| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #91 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #725 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 32 |
| #258 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 29 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1,005 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #25 | Twelve Night Energy | 45 |
| #4 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3,359 |
| #5 | barrel gun | 342 |
| #6 | barrel-aged martini | 1,691 |
| #6 | bottle of Amontillado | 1,660 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #21 | dense meat stack | 1,000,000 |
| #657 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| 🥉 | fat stacks of cash | 259,000 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #9 | mime army rations | 45 |
| #11 | mime army wine | 45 |
| #8 | pink pony | 3,399 |
| #5 | rockin' wagon | 3,339 |
| #9 | roll in the hay | 3,307 |
| #704 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #6 | slap and tickle | 3,299 |
| #6 | slip 'n' slide | 3,355 |
| #8 | special edition Batfellow comic | 420 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1176 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2738 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2774 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #2704 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #245 | twinkly wad | 1,000 |
| #19 | void shard | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #144 | warbear officer requisition box | 3 |
| #272 | warbear requisition box | 8 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #4 | your own black heart | 1,657 |