| #473 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #1063 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #258 | black spot | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1019 | bottle of rum | 11 |
| #282 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 21 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #704 | can of Binarrrca | 12 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #161 | fancy canapés | 3 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #186 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #121 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #416 | sewer nuggets | 18 |
| #318 | sewer wad | 2 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #52 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 17 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3763 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3539 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #4309 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4601 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4309 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3389 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8,485 |
| #43 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 359 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1443 | unstable DNA | 18 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |