| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #1065 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #256 | black spot | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1017 | bottle of rum | 11 |
| #282 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 21 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #699 | can of Binarrrca | 12 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #161 | fancy canapés | 3 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #185 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #416 | sewer nuggets | 18 |
| #318 | sewer wad | 2 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #51 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 17 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3753 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3530 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4043 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #4300 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4045 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8,485 |
| #43 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 359 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1444 | unstable DNA | 18 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |